Julian AKA "The Thief" AKA "Old Man" Casablancas

Nov 07

Julian AKA "The Thief" AKA "Old Man" Casablancas

Posted by Gac on

Hows the old man doing today? Must be burnt out from that horrific performance, and years of over-drinking and drug.

He should read this article about marriage and children and what it does to mans creative drive. Explains why he has resorted to thievery from younger, underexposed artists. That silver spoon must be rusting in his mouth right now.

http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2003/07/11/900147.htm

Perhaps the orange streak in his hair is an attempt at appearing youthful again. However, oh no... those lines... those beginnings of liver spots showing up... those organs are starting to fail... that posture is starting to weaken...

Your body is dying, your spirit degrades from your lack of ethics and sportsmanship, you self-punish knowing the wrongs in your heart, and your creative spark is leaving you... with that sub-par, derivative, try-hard-to-be-different-but-fail-miserably-because-it-was-based-on-ideas-stolen-from-another-more-creative-person album.

You will be overtaken. You are no legend, but a stain on history. A footnote in the career of others. You committed a sad, pathetic act against an unknown, less-fortunate, innocent artist who committed no wrongs against you, and now you will suffer of your own guilt. You, with your wealth and social status, has to resort to something as puny as that? Your manhood must be infantile and unsatisfying.

As for Warren Fu, his little lackey artboy. Warren Fu, from Lucas Film, who contributed greatly to the new Star Wars movies being globally acknowledged as utter piles of shit. I know how this white-washed, cultureless, spineless asian man works as I am very familiar with how truly creative Chinese artists work. He is not one of them. Totally devoid of a style of his own, instead completely reliant on stealing ideas and identities from others. Just like Julian. They are a match made in atheist heaven!

Those devoid of personality like these two sad old men, these men who scavenge the identity of others, of course will stick together-- as no one else in the real world, the world of people trying to survive and make a living, will "understand" them, with their privileged, "tortuously normal" upbringings.

How could the masses understand, they're too busy in their "urban robocop warzones" trying to envision a future where they can finally experience happiness, wealth and success, right? Pffft. How unartistic!

According to scumbags like this, everyone else is too concerned with petty things like trying to live well and keep their head above water, so this "uncool society" will never understand their version of "creativity" -- aka, the ripping off ideas from the poor and from the past.

Anyways, enjoy the failure that inevitably awaits you. It is not too late for forgiveness. You must admit your faults, acknowledge your true influence, or the suffering you have self-initiated is not far off.

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I love this nice post. thanks for your nice job.
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[quote="pozhiin"]huh?
why retarded freak? He's simply using a picture to reference Gac's spoiled authority. If you can't comprehend the satire in his posts then don't go on babbling about.[/quote]

Well maybe he should use a better picture and who invited you into this critism you plate full of meecrob.

lol cheers phoziin for sticking up for me , nice to know some1s got my back yea ;)

huh?
why retarded freak? He's simply using a picture to reference Gac's spoiled authority. If you can't comprehend the satire in his posts then don't go on babbling about.

[quote="mattymattymatty"]GAC wont print who it is julian ripped off, its a big secret. Im sure GACs already speed dialled daddy lawyer and they all in the process of building up a case against Julian. I dont fancy julians chances much!!!!!!!

GAC and her dog
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/Legally_blonde.jpg[/img][/quote]
like i said retarded freak.

[quote="mattymattymatty"]Its strange when people who are actually mental post shit on here, this GAC fella seems to really really hate julian , Im starting to get worried he might do something stupid.

GAC i swear if you try and kill Julian , Il find ya and make you pay.
Got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one touches jules. :D[/quote]
god your a retarded freak. mattymattymatty

Haha max i hope GAC doesnt really think julian stole from albert. Alberts stuff was good, but far from phrazes intricate and unique sound. They are far from the same. They are also far from the same talent level. Phrazes being better. This GaC person has no proof or anything significant to prove this. She clearly has some other issues.

GAC wont print who it is julian ripped off, its a big secret. Im sure GACs already speed dialled daddy lawyer and they all in the process of building up a case against Julian. I dont fancy julians chances much!!!!!!!

GAC and her dog
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/Legally_blonde.jpg[/img]

You can't accuse someone of stealing without saying what they stole or who they stole it from. That's fascist. Have you read/seen Kafka's/Welles's The Trial?

Albert.. the real genius of the Strokes. :lol:

Maybe i missed something here, but who is this young poor person this GAC person is claiming that Julian ripped off.

[quote="mattymattymatty"]gac
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LOL. His post reminds me of some unabomber rant.

[quote="Timingiseverything"]This message board is really filled by sociopaths

It would only take ONE moderator to get rid of all this shit[/quote]

I think you're right. I abandoned the old board when this type stuff cropped up (one poster even somewhat pro-terrorist) which prompted someone to post the following book cover. Maybe it's time to abandon this new board, too.
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[quote="Corybaby28"]HEY GAC I MADE A SONG JUST FOR YOU

THE CHORUS IS SUPER CREATIVE. YOU WERE MY CREATIVE INSPIRATION.

http://www.myspace.com/3329170[/quote]

well you guys should really listen to this song... i know it's long but i think its good. The bridge is dope! :P :P :P

HEY GAC I MADE A SONG JUST FOR YOU

THE CHORUS IS SUPER CREATIVE. YOU WERE MY CREATIVE INSPIRATION.

http://www.myspace.com/3329170

gac

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gac
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Yeah.. but then no one would post anything like those other Strokes message boards that are all boring.. why do you think these people are fighting for this board so bad? That's why my board will fill the void.. between boring robot cult posters and total chaos..

This message board is really filled by sociopaths

It would only take ONE moderator to get rid of all this shit

gac
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[quote="Gac"]I have my dads lawyer on speed dial[/quote]

lol

Actually, if anyone laid a finger on me, they'd be sued before they even made it around the street corner, charged with assault, their reputation ruined forever. I may look down on the rich taking from the poor, but I have my dads lawyer on speed dial, and I will empty your bank account.

And yeah, believe it or not, some ladies know their star wars. Probably not the type anyone like Max is familiar with though. I bet he gets an orgasm just typing to me on the internet.

You people are fucking nuts.. you call me a cuntbag for no reason.. I ask why.. ask for proof.. you provide no proof then say I am ruining the board? What the fuck have I done to deserve all this bullshit you have written on this thread? NOTHING.. It;'s YOU people that are the fucking cult members... just mind your own business.. worry aobut your own posts.. don't try to f#cking control everyone..

You people need to realize I AM THE ONE BEING harassed.. and then when I respond I get blamed for it.. grow UP you FREAKS.

If you couldn't tell.. I'm on my iPhone and that's why the spelling so wierd. It auto corrects my shot and I'm too lazy to go back and change it. O just assume u motherfuckers know what I'm trying to say.

I agree with KellC ... I like the strokes more than sex.. But I seriously think wiz kid should delete this forum it has been getting detrimental towards Julian and the band.

Furthermore, I don't know how many times I have to say this, but gac = max ...

In addition, "GAC" , you stupid motherfucker, max , I don't know who is more pathetic?

The thieving old uncreative man... Or the fucking nimrod who pratically writes essays and thesis statements about the "thieving old man" on the thieving old man's web page!?!

Is this not enough proof that gac = max ?!

I mean, if gac resented Julian spoof much, then why Woolf he go to the strokes MSG board to dwell on the person that he hates... No one would do that... Except for max of course. Max your fucking weird..

More on max.. And it makes me sick because I know the very notion of max seeing that someone is talking about him will prolly give him a hard on... Anyways, max, WTF is wrong with u? Psychologically, every man needs to express dominance during different stages of their lives.. And this forum is clearly max's outlet to express his dominance. And he doesn't on insane ways, even creating multiple accounts and having extranioussly thurough conversations with himself... I mean no one would ever give u that much time max, enless it was urswlf of course.

It's kind of sad that he tries so hard to 'dominate' this forum... It really goes to show what this clown must be like in real life.. He prolly cant show dominance over his fucking little siblings or something so he just keeps coming on here cuz it's therapitoc for him and he can get away with saying more shit to people on this forum than he could in realy life, cuz he proly the biggest fucking pussy on he world in real life.

Max, if u know what's best for you, then you should give urswlf two options:

A. Get off this MSG board.. Matter of fact get off the computer altogether... And start living a 'real' life with 'real social interactions' with 'real people'.

Or

B. commit suicide now

ughhh FUCK this SHIT!
blahhh this Forum is getting stupider and stupider and uhhh did I mention STUPIDER!!!!
Im fed up with all this stupid bull shit posts! and all u stupid people who post such bull shitty posts and call urselves stroke fans? psh! PATHETIC!U people ruin this forum for all the real fans!
Im sooo done!

GET A LIFE u CREEPS!

Blah blah blah. Jules is great. :mrgreen:

So where did I say you weren't a true fan, Junnie?

I didn't even insult you.. all I said was that you couldn't predict what Julian would say,,, BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK for YOURSELF.

So that's it? That benign comment to you meant I should be called a CUNT or whatever you said? LOL... total fucking madness.. and here you told me you THINK FOR YOURSELF...

Okay. Fine. I'll play your little elementary game.

I said that everyone would drive a concept car if they could.

You said:

[quote="Max Fischer"]Yes.. everyone would be driving a concept car if they could.. but only Julian would [b]say that[/b]! And only [b]I[/b] would predict that Julian would say that, not you, team defect. Because YOU aint got it like I got it.. :D[/quote]

That's not what you said Junnie.... I have every right to defend myself.. that's what I am talking about when I said THINK FOR YOURSELF.. you assume I am to blame.. show me where I have started shit with someone for no reason? You said:

[quote]My personal opinion is that you're a complete dickhead towards anyone that you don't think is a true fan.[/quote]

So show me where I was a dickhead to someone for not being a true fan.. still waiting Junnie..

Don't USE me to kiss ass to "join the club".. that's how this place became a cult in the first place..

[quote="Max Fischer"]Show me an example, Junnie.. let's see this... put your money where your mouth is..[/quote]
Why don't you take a couple of minutes to browse through ANY thread in this forum that you have created or negatively participated in?

Show me an example, Junnie.. let's see this... put your money where your mouth is..

[quote="Max Fischer"]I wasn't the one criticizing you was I, loser? What makes you think your opinion of me matters? Why don't you get a life... don't just follow the group.. if you want to be a grown up you need to think for yourself..[/quote]
I am thinking for myself. My personal opinion is that you're a complete dickhead towards anyone that you don't think is a true fan.

I wasn't the one criticizing you was I, loser? What makes you think your opinion of me matters? Why don't you get a life... don't just follow the group.. if you want to be a grown up you need to think for yourself..

[quote="Max Fischer"]Like your opinion matters... don't blame me because I don't want to join your socialist cult...[/quote]
Oh right. Your opinion matters a whole lot more than mine does. I forgot.

[quote="Gac"][i]"I think Julian's dad understood the secret to staying young.. the fountain of youth.. I wonder if Julian follows in his footsteps? Maybe us fans should hope so..."[/i]

That's why he looks like an aging pile of shit in every live photo taken of him with flash. Its clear to see his body is deteriorating by his posture and body movements. Every official photo of him coming out lately is airbrushed to hell. I guess the "secret of youth" in this case is having the press in your pocket and a makeup artist. Haha.

[i]"Its strange when people who are actually mental post shit on here, this GAC fella seems to really really hate julian , Im starting to get worried he might do something stupid."[/i]

First of all, I never said I'm a "he" so maybe you want to reconsider your threats of beating me up. Second of all, I can already tell he's suffering. For him to stoop to this level of stealing from kids, its clear to see he's burning out. It's the beginning of the end for him and his career, and it will all be self-imposed.[/quote]
Uhh... He can still beat you up if you're a girl if he wanted to. Duh.
I don't recommend anyone physically harassing anyone over a forum, but you being female shouldn't mean shit.

And besides, you think Julian is OLD? He's 31. How old are you? 12?

Anyone who knows STAR WARS trivia that well--and is that emotional about it--has gotta be a dork. Guys who've never gotten laid always want to find some upside to it. Sad. You remind me of Sheldon on "The Big Bang Theory."

[i]"I think Julian's dad understood the secret to staying young.. the fountain of youth.. I wonder if Julian follows in his footsteps? Maybe us fans should hope so..."[/i]

That's why he looks like an aging pile of shit in every live photo taken of him with flash. Its clear to see his body is deteriorating by his posture and body movements. Every official photo of him coming out lately is airbrushed to hell. I guess the "secret of youth" in this case is having the press in your pocket and a makeup artist. Haha.

[i]"Its strange when people who are actually mental post shit on here, this GAC fella seems to really really hate julian , Im starting to get worried he might do something stupid."[/i]

First of all, I never said I'm a "he" so maybe you want to reconsider your threats of beating me up. Second of all, I can already tell he's suffering. For him to stoop to this level of stealing from kids, its clear to see he's burning out. It's the beginning of the end for him and his career, and it will all be self-imposed.

Like your opinion matters... don't blame me because I don't want to join your socialist cult...

The atmosphere in here is so dingy.

And all due to you cuntbags (I'm talking to you, Fischer and Gac).

This from the guy that thinks Little Joy is great... you should delete yourself..

This guy is Max's antithesis, yet just as terrible.

They should just delete this entire board.

Its strange when people who are actually mental post shit on here, this GAC fella seems to really really hate julian , Im starting to get worried he might do something stupid.

GAC i swear if you try and kill Julian , Il find ya and make you pay.
Got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one touches jules. :D

I think Julian's dad understood the secret to staying young.. the fountain of youth.. I wonder if Julian follows in his footsteps? Maybe us fans should hope so...

I laughed. Thanks for the joke.