At making bad music.
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One
is a good looking, older retired charter fisherman in his late sixties
and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is
one ferocious lion.. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good
or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who
wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip
and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to
snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she
throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and
starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her
entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a
display like that in my life.." He then turns to the retired charter
fisherman and asks, "Can you top that?"
The tough old charter fisherman replies,
"No problem, just get that lion out of there."
i am female. hmm. sucks what? :!: :?:
lol, just tryina get somthing on here other than spam
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