Nov 13


Posted by troywilliams on

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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One

is a good looking, older retired charter fisherman in his late sixties

and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is

one ferocious lion.. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good

or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who

wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip

and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to

snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she

throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and

starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her

entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a

display like that in my life.." He then turns to the retired charter

fisherman and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old charter fisherman replies,

"No problem, just get that lion out of there."

i am female. hmm. sucks what? :!: :?:


lol, just tryina get somthing on here other than spam


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