I LUV THE STROKEZ

Jun 15

I LUV THE STROKEZ

Posted by drdrdrstringz on

omg they are all so talented and hot. Like picking favorite children, this is tough, but i do it anyway - my favorite member is JULIAN. i wish he would just divorce his stupid slutty wife so we could hook up already. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: i just know he would love me, every inch of him is just SEXY. he looks so hot in white. i love his hair and his shoes and his voice and especially, his ELBOWS. Oh man, Julian in that outfit, I want him face-down on the ground. elbows up, of COURSE. one time i saw him and i waved, and he smiled at me. i think he winked too. i'm also bulimic and my step father raped me, so it was very heart warming. anyway post your opinions, or your in superior experiences with julian c.

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oh snap!!!! deep burn!!! sarcasm included. you dont eat paint chips when your part of my family man

[quote="Max Fischer"][quote="sizzlevizzle"]max a teeny bopper would want to be watching a wide screen tv of julian whilst eating fast food. if you were a real person someone would have killed you by now[/quote]

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?[/quote]

SNAP!

[quote="sizzlevizzle"]max a teeny bopper would want to be watching a wide screen tv of julian whilst eating fast food. if you were a real person someone would have killed you by now[/quote]

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?

max a teeny bopper would want to be watching a wide screen tv of julian whilst eating fast food. if you were a real person someone would have killed you by now

lollol, Max can be pretty funny sometimes.

^^^^ See.. someone reveals their true innermost feelings.. another closeted teenie bopper. LOL They just can't help themselves.. I luv it.

so in essence max you want to blow Julian while he recites poetry to you and some classical music is playing in the background?

No.. i do NOT have a man crush.. if anything a man crush is too light for my attitude about Julian as a creative artist.. I think the term "man crush" is too insincere and common.

I have the utmost respect for Julian as a creative force..

Let's put it this way... I honestly would put Julian on even ground with a Mozart or Beethoven.. I see him as a TRUE prodigy.. a TRUE creative genius.

This is why I think "man crush" lacks creativity and descriptive strength with regards to my actual views of him as an artist and intellect.

Does recognizing someone for what they are constitute a man crush? If Julian wasn't considered a pop sensation by so many teenie boppers and closeted teenie boppers would my appreciation of his greatness still be perceived as a man crush? I highly doubt it. Have I ever thought so highly of any other pop musician? NO.. have the teenie boppers (closeted or not)? So who has the man crush?

Let's put it this way... if someone went on and on about Bob Dylan or John Lennon or even Thom Yorke and said they were geniuses etc etc would someone say it was a mncrush? I highly doubt it.. people would just say this person was stating the obvious.. I think what separates Julian is that most people don't understand hs greatness.. for 2 rasons.. one he isn' apretentious doosh. And 2.. becaus ehe isn't a pretentious doosh the mainstream fans don't have anyone justifying that Julian is a genius.. and because these "teenie bopeprs" and especially "closeted tennie boppers" only go by what the mainstream believes then they consider any expression of Julian's genius as a mancrush or unacceptable..

See.. I don't listen to what the mainstream says.. I am so far from the mainstream I don't have any understanding of what is acceptable or not acceptable.. but the closeted teenie boppers cant even conceive of that.. they only understand what the magazines tell them..or have conditioned them to perceive..

[quote="Max Fischer"][quote="SARAH B"]If you don't mind teeny boppers why do you call us one?[/quote]

Laziness... and the fact that I didn't bring it up... my problem is with (closeted)teenie boppers that want to punish me because they are ashamed of their teenie bopperness.. I have a hell of a lot more in common with true teenie boppers than I do with closeted teenie bopper bashers.. and that's not a bad thing at all.[/quote]

Max,do you have a man crush and trying to cover it up by replying to people to denie it?If you do go to hell you fucking hypacrite

At first, Max Fisher was annoying.
Still is.
But he as a solely precise point.
He is right.
That is the fact.
My apologies. You still should shut the fuck up.

[quote="SARAH B"]If you don't mind teeny boppers why do you call us one?[/quote]

Laziness... and the fact that I didn't bring it up... my problem is with (closeted)teenie boppers that want to punish me because they are ashamed of their teenie bopperness.. I have a hell of a lot more in common with true teenie boppers than I do with closeted teenie bopper bashers.. and that's not a bad thing at all.

fuckkk yeahhhh this is someday for you!!!

If you don't mind teeny boppers why do you call us one?

[quote]Max, do you live to contradict everything anybody ever has to say? [/quote]

You're talking about KnowingYou and celticThunder here..

How is me saying I don't have a problem with teenie boppers a contradiction? Teenie Boppers are what they are.. they are the LEAST offensive group on this board.. that's for sure. I just call them like I see them.

[quote]The term teenie boppers was MADE UP for the sole purpose of giving a name to ANNOYING tweenies! You dont even call someone a teeny bopper unless they're annoying!! [/quote]

Kids are annoying. Period. It's not a crime.. it's just called being a kid.. I don't have a problem with kids being kids.

[quote]PS- man crush doesnt mean you're gay, dont be so defensive, it just means you find them so amazing you practically worship the ground they walk on.
i know a number of straight men with man crushes, its more common than you'd think
chill out[/quote]

I know man-crush doesn't mean your gay.. if a FREIND was joking around with me and said I had a man crush it would be perfectly fine.. for someone who ISN'T a close friend and within the context of this discussion using the term man-crush isn't kosher or accurate.. I myself joek about Julian like he is a god out of sarcams and the same kind of humor youa re tlaking aobut.. which is the point..because the aging teenie boppers are so snobby and pretentious they assume I am serious rather than joking.

Alos.. I am not the type of person that is prone to star worship in any way shape or form... that's just not my personality at all.. but people make assumptions because they ar esmall minded and paranoid about their own teenie bopperness. It's like someone who is accused of being gay in school beating up gay guys to mak e themselves not look gay.. these people that mock teenie bopeprs on here or man crushes etc are just like those guys. They are desperately trying to hide something...

Then you have ____ telling me I should find something better to do.. that's the absurdity of the whole thing.. when I am a actual strokes fan on this site.. not someone pretending they are too cool to be a strokes fan...

You guys are so fucking stupid to argue about such petty things.

Who cares if there are supposed "teeny boppers" on this forum? That's just more power to the Strokes for managing to attract such a wide fan-base.

"So then where are the other people that legitimately appreciate the Strokes? I don't seee them talking about them..."

Well I may not be a top contributing poster on this board, so maybe you haven't seen my posts. But I for one am a straight male, and appreciate the Strokes for nothing other than there music. Soooo...

"You think me mocking these people and pointing out how immature they are is me caring? It's mainly just out of boredom.. because there is no one else to talk to on here... so it's either leave this board.. which is what these people want me to do.. OR use them for sport..."

OR use the boredom time to do something productive, like that actually matters. Come on, you have 1000 posts on this forum. Actually more considering you have 19 aliases.

Max, do you live to contradict everything anybody ever has to say? The term teenie boppers was MADE UP for the sole purpose of giving a name to ANNOYING tweenies! You dont even call someone a teeny bopper unless they're annoying!!
PS- man crush doesnt mean you're gay, dont be so defensive, it just means you find them so amazing you practically worship the ground they walk on.
i know a number of straight men with man crushes, its more common than you'd think
chill out

"""You think you're the only person on this board who like the Strokes because of the music and not because of their supposed hotness?"""

So then where are the other people that legitimately appreciate the Strokes? I don't seee them talking about them...

I only see 2 kinds of people posting on here other than myself.. tennie boppers and closeted aging teenie boppers who pretend to be too snobby to be teenie boppers. If there are other people like myself I don't see them posting.. and if they are afraid to post their appreciation of the Strokes then that tells me they are likely teenie boppers.. otherwise why would they be afraid to profess their appreciation of the strokes?

[quote]Contrary to what you say, you care way too much about what people on this board think. You have to make yourself look like a "true fan" of the Strokes by bashing anyone and everyone who makes a comment about something other than Julian's musical genious. [/quote]

You think me mocking these people and pointing out how immature they are is me caring? It's mainly just out of boredom.. because there is no one else to talk to on here... so it's either leave this board.. which is what these people want me to do.. OR use them for sport...

[b]"I'm better than you because I have a thousand posts on this forum and I appreciate Julian for his musical genious."[/b]

You act like I am the one that brought the whole thing up.. I'm not. You act like I am the one looking to belittle people.. I AM NOT. They are.. so for you to pretend it's me initiating this tells me you are part of team defect. That's why you are defensive and vilify me rather than seeing the obvious.. that these people are the ones belittling me, the teenie boppers AND the Strokes..

You think you're the only person on this board who like the Strokes because of the music and not because of their supposed hotness?

Contrary to what you say, you care way too much about what people on this board think. You have to make yourself look like a "true fan" of the Strokes by bashing anyone and everyone who makes a comment about something other than Julian's musical genious.

"I'm better than you because I have a thousand posts on this forum and I appreciate Julian for his musical genious."

[quote]Nobody likes teeny boppers.[/quote]

I don't have a problem with teenie boppers AT ALL. Why would I? The only problem I have with teenie boppers is when they are CLOSTED aging teenie boppers and therefore bash people who LEGITIMATELY appreciate a great artist like Julian.

[quote="SARAH B"][quote="Max Fischer"]Nope.. I wouldn't even ask for an autorggraph.. but I am also not a closeted fanboy that trashes people for their passionate fandom.. even if they are fanboys.. doesn't bother me in the slightest.. but it bothers closeted dooshes like yourself immensely because you hate that part of yourself...[/quote]

ok, two questions and please don't get offended are you gay? and what is a teeny bopper?[/quote]

I'll go ahead and let the Urban Dictionary answer that question for you:

teeny bopper:
Stupid girls of ages 10-14 who squeal and giggle so much that Satan is willing to drag them back to hell. They brag about their boyfriends and show them off during lunch by sitting in a table full of shitty stupid 'couples'. They like pink and listen to stupid bubblegum pop and think they are teenagers and try to hard to act like them. They cry when they see a pimple...

Nobody likes teeny boppers.

[quote="elledriver"][quote="tika_bee"]Is this that chick that photoshopped her face next to Julian's in a wedding picture?[/quote]

I don't think she's come back since the last time I clowned her.[/quote]

yeah.... she was a creeper

[quote="elledriver"][quote="Max Fischer"]LOL

I can read you guys like a comic book.

You don't know it but your comments say everything about how immature and insecure you are. It's obvious you would blow Julian for his dirty socks.. and you hate yourselves for it.... My appreciation of Julian is on a completely different plane than you teenie bopper fanboys can possibly even understand. That's why I'm not embarrassed to express it and YOU are...

[quote]http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/8655/[/quote][/quote]

[quote]

[color=#FFFF00]You say he's a faggot, does it make you want to hurt him?
You say he's a faggot, do you want to bash in his brain?
You say he's a faggot, does he make you sick to your stomach?
You say he's a faggot, are you afraid you're just the same?
Faggot, Faggot, do you hate him
Cause he's pieces of you?[/color]

I don't think you're homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with that), I just think that you have a deep Man-crush on one particular dude.[/quote][/quote]

You have it completely wrong and backwards.. I am NOT the one with the man crush.. YOU are. As well as everyone else here..

I AM the ONLY ONE who doesn't have a man crush. I am here because I truly think Julian is a genius. You and everyone else are here because you are trendy tennie boppers. This is WHY fanboys don't bother me.. I could care less. Because I am not afraid of how I will look like the rest of you. I am not HERE because of how it makes me LOOK, like the rest of you. I am here because I have the utmost respect for Julian as a creative force and performer. You and the rest are here because "the Strokes WERE rad" ot "hot" etc.

That's why I posted the song.. that's the point. The point IS that if you WEREN'T Teenie Boppers with a man crush you wouldn't even be talking about my supposed MAN CRUSH on Julian.. the fact you do is because YOU have the man crush and are embarrassed by it..

I don't have a man crush.. which is why you or other teenie boppers expressing your crush doesn't bother me.. I could care less... that you CARE so much shows what is going on...

A crush is a infatuation based on somehthng that doesn't really exist.. it;s puppy love.. that describes trendy teenie boppers to perfection.. that's YOU not ME. I am the complete opposite of that.

[quote="SARAH B"]^^^ I agree there is nothing wrong with being gay but I've never heard of a man having a man crush on someone so passionatly lool[/quote]

well he's like 15-16...celeb crushes get a little out of hand at that age. shit, you should see some of the nsync/justin timberlake shit i have from that age.

^^^ I agree there is nothing wrong with being gay but I've never heard of a man having a man crush on someone so passionatly lool

[quote="Max Fischer"]LOL

I can read you guys like a comic book.

You don't know it but your comments say everything about how immature and insecure you are. It's obvious you would blow Julian for his dirty socks.. and you hate yourselves for it.... My appreciation of Julian is on a completely different plane than you teenie bopper fanboys can possibly even understand. That's why I'm not embarrassed to express it and YOU are...

[quote]http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/8655/[/quote][/quote]

[quote]

[color=#FFFF00]You say he's a faggot, does it make you want to hurt him?
You say he's a faggot, do you want to bash in his brain?
You say he's a faggot, does he make you sick to your stomach?
You say he's a faggot, are you afraid you're just the same?
Faggot, Faggot, do you hate him
Cause he's pieces of you?[/color]

I don't think you're homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with that), I just think that you have a deep Man-crush on one particular dude.

[quote="tika_bee"]Is this that chick that photoshopped her face next to Julian's in a wedding picture?[/quote]

I don't think she's come back since the last time I clowned her.

[quote="tika_bee"]Is this that chick that photoshopped her face next to Julian's in a wedding picture?[/quote]

LMAO! I want to see that!

just out of curiosity

Why?

[quote="Max Fischer"]Nope.. I wouldn't even ask for an autorggraph.. but I am also not a closeted fanboy that trashes people for their passionate fandom.. even if they are fanboys.. doesn't bother me in the slightest.. but it bothers closeted dooshes like yourself immensely because you hate that part of yourself...[/quote]

ok, two questions and please don't get offended are you gay? and what is a teeny bopper?

Nope.. I wouldn't even ask for an autorggraph.. but I am also not a closeted fanboy that trashes people for their passionate fandom.. even if they are fanboys.. doesn't bother me in the slightest.. but it bothers closeted dooshes like yourself immensely because you hate that part of yourself...

You are right Max. . .
You would blow Julian for his clean socks.
And love yourself for it. . .

Is this that chick that photoshopped her face next to Julian's in a wedding picture?

LOL

I can read you guys like a comic book.

You don't know it but your comments say everything about how immature and insecure you are. It's obvious you would blow Julian for his dirty socks.. and you hate yourselves for it.... My appreciation of Julian is on a completely different plane than you teenie bopper fanboys can possibly even understand. That's why I'm not embarrassed to express it and YOU are...

[quote]http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/8655/[/quote]

[quote]Peices Of You Lyrics
Send "Peices Of You" Ringtone to your Cell
She's an ugly girl, does it make you want to kill her?
She's an ugly girl, do you want to kick in her face?
She's an ugly girl, she doesn't pose a threat.
She's an ugly girl, does that make you feel safe?
Ugly girl, ugly girl, do you hate her
Cause she's pieces of you?

She's a pretty girl, does she make you think nasty thoughts?
She's a pretty girl, do you want to tie her down?
She's a pretty girl, do you call her a bitch?
She's a pretty girl, did she sleep with your whole town?
Pretty girl, pretty girl, do you hate her
Cause she's pieces of you?

You say he's a faggot, does it make you want to hurt him?
You say he's a faggot, do you want to bash in his brain?
You say he's a faggot, does he make you sick to your stomach?
You say he's a faggot, are you afraid you're just the same?
Faggot, Faggot, do you hate him
Cause he's pieces of you?

You say he's a Jew, does it mean that he's tight?
You say he's a Jew, do you want to hurt his kids tonight?
You say he's a Jew, he'll never wear that funny hat again.
You say he's a Jew as though being born were a sin.
Oh Jew, oh Jew, do you hate him
Cause he's pieces of you
Send "Peices Of You" Ringtone to your Cell

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06-30-2002

Rated +1 This is my favourite song by Jewel. I think it's about reflecting your own problems and insecurities on others. [/quote]

[quote="elledriver"]I glad you're expressing your true feelings Max.[/quote]

We are all proud of you Max, you have my respect.

[quote="elledriver"]I glad you're expressing your true feelings Max.[/quote]

Haha. At least there weren't any LMAO's or LOLs. Thats the worst things ever

[quote="elledriver"]I glad you're expressing your true feelings Max.[/quote]

Hahahahahaha!

I glad you're expressing your true feelings Max.

ummm kinda creepy post but ok

I love Julian too! IDK where id be without the Strokes!

.....0_0

This is the scariest post I've ever read in this whole forum

omg i love him too. idk i do like fab a lot, he is just so cuuuuuuuute :oops:

this bands music changed my life <3 4 sure