How Nick Is Like Jesus

Jul 06

How Nick Is Like Jesus

Posted by adonis on

They both have swimmer's bodies
They're both Jewish
Both had hair down to their shoulders
Jesus turned water into wine, Nick has drunk a lot of wine
Jesus walked on water, Nick has gone water skiing
Jesus had 12 disciples, Nick has 4 bandmates
During Christmas, we celebrate the baby Jesus - Nick likes to eat those baby cheeses (you know, those wax covered things)

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well ferr shures Nick is God of Guitars.

:D

[quote="holly"][quote="luu"]cjb88 I was thinking exactly the same![/quote]
haha same here. wowwwww....... :shock:[/quote]

yeaaahhhhhh.

[quote="luu"]
The real strokes' fans like everything the strokes made, IMO[/quote]

or maybe REAL STROKES FANS can actually critique the band's music without feeling like the all powerful Nick and his god like power will come down and smite them.

[quote="elledriver"]he'd enjoy that too much[/quote]
yeah he would that h0r!

[quote="cjb88"]Hannah Montana on a Strokes message board :roll:, Whatever Happened?[/quote]

[color=#BF4080][b]life happened!!!!! so step back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/color]

he'd enjoy that too much

[quote="elledriver"]I'd probably be okay with 15mins if julian's vocals weren't so...drowsy(not a good word but you know where i'm going)? I know it's about living in a waking dream and all but you don't have to sing it like you just took 12 ambien to get the point across. That and the "Take a shit, it was fine" line lol. Oh well, different strokes and all that jazz.

YOU'RE NO FUNNNNNNN YOU'RE NO FUNNNNNNNNNN YOU'RE NO FUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN....
I don't how anyone can listen to that without wanting to cock-punch jules.[/quote]

OMG JAJAJAJAJA :lol:

:geek: But srly a cock-punch? what about a pussy punch? :ugeek:

[quote="luu"]

The real strokes' fans like everything the strokes made, IMO[/quote]

i thought like that until FIOE!
and im still a fan , i just don't like that song, to repetitive!

15 minutes and fear of sleep are great songs, like every song they ever made

The real strokes' fans like everything the strokes made, IMO

I'd probably be okay with 15mins if julian's vocals weren't so...drowsy(not a good word but you know where i'm going)? I know it's about living in a waking dream and all but you don't have to sing it like you just took 12 ambien to get the point across. That and the "Take a shit, it was fine" line lol. Oh well, different strokes and all that jazz.

YOU'RE NO FUNNNNNNN YOU'RE NO FUNNNNNNNNNN YOU'RE NO FUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN....
I don't how anyone can listen to that without wanting to cock-punch jules.

[quote="elledriver"]

I can't believe that the strokes' "fans" can listen to "15 minutes" or "fear of sleep" without wanting to stick a spork in their eye to take their minds off of the sonic torture.[/quote]

i love 15 minutes!
and fear of sleep blows IMO ,

[quote="luu"][quote="holly"][quote="luu"]cjb88 I was thinking exactly the same![/quote]
haha same here. wowwwww....... :shock:[/quote]
and now there is a topic about jonas brothers

I can't believe that the strokes' "fans" listen to that kind of music[/quote]

I can't believe that the strokes' "fans" can listen to "15 minutes" or "fear of sleep" without wanting to stick a spork in their eye to take their minds off of the sonic torture.

[color=#FF0040]hannah montana is almost as bad as miley cyrus[/color]

[quote="holly"][quote="luu"]cjb88 I was thinking exactly the same![/quote]
haha same here. wowwwww....... :shock:[/quote]
and now there is a topic about jonas brothers

I can't believe that the strokes' "fans" listen to that kind of music

[img]http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/4815/carlandersondd2.jpg[/img]
Judas: I don't know how to love him... I don't see why he moves me... he's a man! He's just a man! He's not a king; he's just the same as anyone I know! He scares me, so! When he's cold and dead... will he let me be? Does he love me too? Does he care for me?

[quote="luu"]cjb88 I was thinking exactly the same![/quote]
haha same here. wowwwww....... :shock:

cjb88 I was thinking exactly the same!

its the hair and bod.
hubba hubba

Hannah Montana on a Strokes message board :roll:, Whatever Happened?

IRONIC!! haha nick is jew!

omg or should i say omn??!!

it is gunna be like so wierd when i say my prayer's 2night now that i no this.

I always thought they kinda looked alike as well...

proof:

[img]http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p95/find_juicebox/nickjesus.jpg[/img]

[color=#008000]take care fab!!!!
nick goes for you haha[/color]

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/ivonchi/JESUSNick.jpg[/img]

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