a real strokes story (read this) read this and comment

Jul 06

a real strokes story (read this) read this and comment

Posted by 1taperedjeanindiefag on

in 2006 on the first impressions tour, i was about 19 and lived with my parents and spent my days smoking alot of pot and sleeping with girls that were still in high schol.

i punched some kid over the summer so i had court fines that i payed over time and they were down to about 70$. the morning of the strokes show my uncle gave me 100 $ dollars to go and pay the last of my fines off.

instead of paying the fines i used that money to go see the strokes knowing that i would have a warrant out for my arrest if I didnt pay. I stood in line for about 6 hours on a fucking terribly over-cast cold and windy chicago day. (it was so cold i literally couldnt feel parts of my body) so I was front row for the strokes and they killed it like they always do

the next day when i got back to my hometown i was driving around with my friend. it was a small town so the cops knew exactly who I was...they pulled us over seconds after seeing me driving and pulled me out of the car and took me to jail on a warrant for failure to appear in court.

saturday night i was front row for the strokes...sunday afternoon i was sitting in jail......so to the strokes...you have real people listening and appreciating your music...dont let the indie snobs, critics, and 15 yr old girls bring you down.

I would do it all again if I had to. You changed modern music for the better.

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How very pathetic.

That story could easily pass as a lie. You were the only boy scout who complained on my thread with that really cool virgin story. And all of a sudden or a real macho guy going to jail, smoking pot, beating people, and sleeping with younger girls? Oh please.
Seems to me your trying to redeem your respect in this message board by posting something so "edgy" like this.
Either that or it actually happened, which is far more pathetic and ridiculous. How the fuck can you be proud of that? You think your so cool huh posting your LOSER life stories on the net and then threatening every person that comments back sarcasticly.
Oh give me a break... Really. your a real bitch.

:ugeek:

That's a badass strokes story. i wish i had one, but i probably won't until they go back on tour...

From that very first post of yours it was obvious that you're a phoney.

There used to be a music snob here that'd make your head spin. Shame, I'd like to see him go one round with you, fag. :lol:

YOU ARE FUCKED

[quote="1taperedjeanindiefag"]haha you softy piece of shit snob

heres my story.....blah blah the end.

youre a little smart ass,...you didnt sit in jail just cause you couldnt afford both...100 bucks to you is something less than your dad gives you every semester

real people. real problems.

give me your adress so i can come over and fight you to the death you little pussy.

hide behind your screen and reply with something watered down and creative, lets hear it

Ryan Lane - 623 1/2 monroe apt 2 charleston illinois 61920...(217)-508-3020..thats how you get ahold of me...you fucking coward come over.[/quote]

Recored authentic information you bitch ass muck-snipe.

"one flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cuckoos nest"..some people here remind of the characters from that movie/book

[quote="1taperedjeanindiefag"]haha you softy piece of shit snob

heres my story.....blah blah the end.

youre a little smart ass,...you didnt sit in jail just cause you couldnt afford both...100 bucks to you is something less than your dad gives you every semester

real people. real problems.

give me your adress so i can come over and fight you to the death you little pussy.

hide behind your screen and reply with something watered down and creative, lets hear it

Ryan Lane - 623 1/2 monroe apt 2 charleston illinois 61920...(217)-508-3020..thats how you get ahold of me...you fucking coward come over.[/quote]

haha what?

fuck that's embarassing. There's so many problems with this post that I wouldn't even know where to start.

I'd like to think for your sake that you're not serious. But I think you are. Good luck with that.

[quote="1taperedjeanindiefag"]in 2006 on the first impressions tour, i was about 19 and lived with my parents and spent my days smoking alot of pot and sleeping with girls that were still in high schol.

i punched some kid over the summer so i had court fines that i payed over time and they were down to about 70$. the morning of the strokes show my uncle gave me 100 $ dollars to go and pay the last of my fines off.

instead of paying the fines i used that money to go see the strokes knowing that i would have a warrant out for my arrest if I didnt pay. I stood in line for about 6 hours on a fucking terribly over-cast cold and windy chicago day. (it was so cold i literally couldnt feel parts of my body) so I was front row for the strokes and they killed it like they always do

the next day when i got back to my hometown i was driving around with my friend. it was a small town so the cops knew exactly who I was...they pulled us over seconds after seeing me driving and pulled me out of the car and took me to jail on a warrant for failure to appear in court.

saturday night i was front row for the strokes...sunday afternoon i was sitting in jail......so to the strokes...you have real people listening and appreciating your music...dont let the indie snobs, critics, and 15 yr old girls bring you down.

I would do it all again if I had to. You changed modern music for the better.[/quote]

You are still a douche bag sociopath

posting personal info on a message board..nice :roll: ..taking this a bit far, dont ya think?..oh well..as you are...

haha you softy piece of shit snob

heres my story.....blah blah the end.

youre a little smart ass,...you didnt sit in jail just cause you couldnt afford both...100 bucks to you is something less than your dad gives you every semester

real people. real problems.

give me your adress so i can come over and fight you to the death you little pussy.

hide behind your screen and reply with something watered down and creative, lets hear it

Ryan Lane - 623 1/2 monroe apt 2 charleston illinois 61920...(217)-508-3020..thats how you get ahold of me...you fucking coward come over.

Here's my strokes story:

When I was 14 I got [i]Is This It[/i] for Christmas

The End.

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