Team Defect Strikes Out again.. LOL

Nov 03

Team Defect Strikes Out again.. LOL

Posted by Max Fischer on

Wow! :lol: You guys obviously missed me! :lol:

[quote]I haven't been on here in a while, (the board was shut down?) but I'm loving Max Fisher's responses about his declared genius (if you don't know what I'm talking about, read any thread in here, or at least read the thread about Tarantino). They're fuckin great.[/quote]

Why are they "fucking great".. don't just make pronuncements and then act as if youa re right.. try to rationalize your retarded statement at least... IF YOU CAN. Who's kidding who though.. if you COULD you would. That's why you didn't.

[quote]Anyway, since Max is ALWAYS right, and he just has a knack or this and a gift for this, and that's just the way he's wired and all that, I thought it would be fun to talk about all of the things he has ended up being right about, since according to him, he has never been wrong on any speculation, no matter how fucking retarded it may be.[/quote]

I will give you an excellent one. When 11th Dimension came out I made a comment about it having a heavy classical influence in it.. Your butt boy.. or alter ego.. once again responded to my comment with his typical dooshbaginess and said "classical? What?" I explained it to him.. he said I was crazy an said there was nothing "new" about the song. Now.. keep in mind.. KnowingYou claims to study music.. and I do not.. so what happens when all the reviews come out for 11th dimension? They all talk about the classical influence on the song.. so there you go.. if that doesn't show you my ability to see what other lesser beings o not.. then what will? At the very least it shows that KnowingYou is an idiot.. But U prefer to look at it more positively..

[quote]And that because he's annoying as shit, and we lash out at him, he claims we're either jealous or that we love Albert Hammond, or something else that really makes no real sense on any level.[/quote]

It does actually.. because you are so worried about my influential and prophetic statements that you are afraid I will sway other strokes fans and even the public perceptions of the band...

[quote](On a side note, who would win in an argument between Max and Christ? Just for debate's sake?)
I'll the start the list, with the most obvious one:
1. Max was right about "Phrazes for the Young" being about, or at least an ode to 9/11. Right? Right? He was RIGHT? OH WAIT!!! NO HE WASN'T!!! [/quote]

I said 11th Dimension.. I thought it was possible the entire album was about 9-11.. but that still remains to be seen since the album isn't even out yet.. And there has also been evidence that RiverofBrakelights was about 9-11 because of lines connected to 11th Dimension. If you haven't come to terms that 11th Dimension is about 9-11 yet it shows how delusional you are.. due to hatred towards me. What more do you need.. a brick wall to fall on your head? lol

[quote]You could make a better argument that Phrazes was about the election of Judge Sotomayer than 9/11...but even then, Max will still claim he was right.[/quote]

So prove it.. LOL Or are you just all talk - no walk..

[quote]Anyone have any other good predictions/statements/arguments that Max was dead on about? You know, cause he's always right?[/quote]

How about the fact that I predicted everything that is happening with Julian and the band... look at Julian's comments about his fellow Strokes.. they are exactly what I said was happening.. which is probably why you are so incredibly bitter right now..

Like I said though.. I don't keep score.. there is so little you can actually PROVE relating to the band that it's nearly impossible to show my powers of perception here.. the fact so many things I have said are being proved is amazing if you are rational enough to accept it..

[quote]P.S. Max, don't respond to this with your usual bull shit. We've all heard the hater/jealous/ team whateverthefuck 10,000 times. No one is jealous of you, no one thinks anything other than you're a bit disillusioned (and not in a cool way) and that you're a big fan of the strokes.[/quote]

So then why are you so worried that my comments will influence people? Why are you so bitter? Me thinks thou dost protest too much.. like a whole dissertation too much.. LOL

[quote]So if you are going to respond to this, please at least make it original and maybe half way interesting. Don't just spout bullshit with no evidence to back up anything you're saying (i.e. that you've been "proven" to be "right" and that you're a misunderstood genius or whatever). Anyone who reads your posts (i.e. writing style, argumentation, logic, etc.) can see pretty well and clear that you ain't no genius[/quote]

You just exposed yourself as an idiot.. you obviously have no imagination.. you are incapable of even imagining any type of genius that doesn't fit in that pathetically obtuse myopic definition of a genius.. LOL You are so jealous anyone with half a brain can see the jealousy spewing out of every word you type.. The sad thing is that you are projecting all your Julian jealousy on me due to your homer fantasies of Albert being the "real talent" behind the Strokes or "talented" at all being dashed right before your eyes by seeing Julian not only surpass the Strokes.. but put together a more interesting band. It's as if I am Julian's stand in for you.. LOL This is like a therapy session...

[quote]And finally, to really make my point clear, can you name me one "genius" that ever decalred their genius without never having done anything[/quote]

Someone else brought it up genius. So there goes your entire argument.. and once again you show your complete ignorance.. the psychological definition of a genius is only a 120 IQ.. there are LOTS of geniuses.. but of course your myopic pea brain is completely incapable of thinking rationally or coherently..

[quote](i.e. create something of worth?) If anything, most "genius's" I know of are for the most part self-doubting and about as far away from pretentiousness as it gets...[/quote]

Usually that's how I am.. but when you are questioned by fools.. it's kind of hard not to get cocky.. especially when you are schooling them so thoroughly and they know it. You and your cronies have been schooled so bad look at what you are left with.. haha I mean.. if you want to get rid of me.. you should stop entertaining me so much by getting thrashed constantly.. lol You have your entire crew in team defect.. an entire message board.. and I still own you. Even the guy who supposedly studies music.. LOL

[quote]Anyway...I can now see how and why Knowing You doesn't post here anymore...and he actually had a real head on his shoulders, even though I didn't agree with a lot of what he wrote.[/quote]

LOL It must have been rally painful for you seeing me school him.. man this is fun... Honestly.. if you all weren't such pretentious controlling dooshes I wouldn't own you like this so thoroughly.. I would take pity on you.

[quote]And maybe that's something you should learn and learn fast...just because you don't agree with someone, doesn't mean they're wrong and you're right--it doesn't mean anyone is wrong or right...very rarely is anything so absolute as "wrong" or "right".....
Anyway....[/quote]

Oh the irony.. this is a complete Freudian slip..

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Max... are you retarded? I've been lurking on this board for a while now and I get the impression that you're either completely oblivious to the impression you give people or you're mildly retarded. Or both.

This is a serious question. I am genuinely curious.

[quote="Max Fischer"]Wow! :lol: You guys obviously missed me! :lol:

[quote]I haven't been on here in a while, (the board was shut down?) but I'm loving Max Fisher's responses about his declared genius (if you don't know what I'm talking about, read any thread in here, or at least read the thread about Tarantino). They're fuckin great.[/quote]

Why are they "fucking great".. don't just make pronuncements and then act as if youa re right.. try to rationalize your retarded statement at least... IF YOU CAN. Who's kidding who though.. if you COULD you would. That's why you didn't.

[quote]Anyway, since Max is ALWAYS right, and he just has a knack or this and a gift for this, and that's just the way he's wired and all that, I thought it would be fun to talk about all of the things he has ended up being right about, since according to him, he has never been wrong on any speculation, no matter how fucking retarded it may be.[/quote]

I will give you an excellent one. When 11th Dimension came out I made a comment about it having a heavy classical influence in it.. Your butt boy.. or alter ego.. once again responded to my comment with his typical dooshbaginess and said "classical? What?" I explained it to him.. he said I was crazy an said there was nothing "new" about the song. Now.. keep in mind.. KnowingYou claims to study music.. and I do not.. so what happens when all the reviews come out for 11th dimension? They all talk about the classical influence on the song.. so there you go.. if that doesn't show you my ability to see what other lesser beings o not.. then what will? At the very least it shows that KnowingYou is an idiot.. But U prefer to look at it more positively..

[quote]And that because he's annoying as shit, and we lash out at him, he claims we're either jealous or that we love Albert Hammond, or something else that really makes no real sense on any level.[/quote]

It does actually.. because you are so worried about my influential and prophetic statements that you are afraid I will sway other strokes fans and even the public perceptions of the band...

[quote](On a side note, who would win in an argument between Max and Christ? Just for debate's sake?)
I'll the start the list, with the most obvious one:
1. Max was right about "Phrazes for the Young" being about, or at least an ode to 9/11. Right? Right? He was RIGHT? OH WAIT!!! NO HE WASN'T!!! [/quote]

I said 11th Dimension.. I thought it was possible the entire album was about 9-11.. but that still remains to be seen since the album isn't even out yet.. And there has also been evidence that RiverofBrakelights was about 9-11 because of lines connected to 11th Dimension. If you haven't come to terms that 11th Dimension is about 9-11 yet it shows how delusional you are.. due to hatred towards me. What more do you need.. a brick wall to fall on your head? lol

[quote]You could make a better argument that Phrazes was about the election of Judge Sotomayer than 9/11...but even then, Max will still claim he was right.[/quote]

So prove it.. LOL Or are you just all talk - no walk..

[quote]Anyone have any other good predictions/statements/arguments that Max was dead on about? You know, cause he's always right?[/quote]

How about the fact that I predicted everything that is happening with Julian and the band... look at Julian's comments about his fellow Strokes.. they are exactly what I said was happening.. which is probably why you are so incredibly bitter right now..

Like I said though.. I don't keep score.. there is so little you can actually PROVE relating to the band that it's nearly impossible to show my powers of perception here.. the fact so many things I have said are being proved is amazing if you are rational enough to accept it..

[quote]P.S. Max, don't respond to this with your usual bull shit. We've all heard the hater/jealous/ team whateverthefuck 10,000 times. No one is jealous of you, no one thinks anything other than you're a bit disillusioned (and not in a cool way) and that you're a big fan of the strokes.[/quote]

So then why are you so worried that my comments will influence people? Why are you so bitter? Me thinks thou dost protest too much.. like a whole dissertation too much.. LOL

[quote]So if you are going to respond to this, please at least make it original and maybe half way interesting. Don't just spout bullshit with no evidence to back up anything you're saying (i.e. that you've been "proven" to be "right" and that you're a misunderstood genius or whatever). Anyone who reads your posts (i.e. writing style, argumentation, logic, etc.) can see pretty well and clear that you ain't no genius[/quote]

You just exposed yourself as an idiot.. you obviously have no imagination.. you are incapable of even imagining any type of genius that doesn't fit in that pathetically obtuse myopic definition of a genius.. LOL You are so jealous anyone with half a brain can see the jealousy spewing out of every word you type.. The sad thing is that you are projecting all your Julian jealousy on me due to your homer fantasies of Albert being the "real talent" behind the Strokes or "talented" at all being dashed right before your eyes by seeing Julian not only surpass the Strokes.. but put together a more interesting band. It's as if I am Julian's stand in for you.. LOL This is like a therapy session...

[quote]And finally, to really make my point clear, can you name me one "genius" that ever decalred their genius without never having done anything[/quote]

Someone else brought it up genius. So there goes your entire argument.. and once again you show your complete ignorance.. the psychological definition of a genius is only a 120 IQ.. there are LOTS of geniuses.. but of course your myopic pea brain is completely incapable of thinking rationally or coherently..

[quote](i.e. create something of worth?) If anything, most "genius's" I know of are for the most part self-doubting and about as far away from pretentiousness as it gets...[/quote]

Usually that's how I am.. but when you are questioned by fools.. it's kind of hard not to get cocky.. especially when you are schooling them so thoroughly and they know it. You and your cronies have been schooled so bad look at what you are left with.. haha I mean.. if you want to get rid of me.. you should stop entertaining me so much by getting thrashed constantly.. lol You have your entire crew in team defect.. an entire message board.. and I still own you. Even the guy who supposedly studies music.. LOL

[quote]Anyway...I can now see how and why Knowing You doesn't post here anymore...and he actually had a real head on his shoulders, even though I didn't agree with a lot of what he wrote.[/quote]

LOL It must have been rally painful for you seeing me school him.. man this is fun... Honestly.. if you all weren't such pretentious controlling dooshes I wouldn't own you like this so thoroughly.. I would take pity on you.

[quote]And maybe that's something you should learn and learn fast...just because you don't agree with someone, doesn't mean they're wrong and you're right--it doesn't mean anyone is wrong or right...very rarely is anything so absolute as "wrong" or "right".....
Anyway....[/quote]

Oh the irony.. this is a complete Freudian slip..[/quote]

Idiot doesn't even know I was shut down too.
A bunch of kids too you fucking cunt.
Quit making yourself look bad.

[quote]crowning achievment is being challenged to talk shit to someone's face (when you have the oppurtunity) and then backing down? Congrats...you pussy[/quote]

Yep.. I have never psychologically abused someone to the level that they would humiliate themselves at the level you are right now.. LOL

You are my Team Defect bitch...

everyone is seeing what a pussy you are....

[quote]ill have a sign up at all the shows, calling you out...[/quote]

You do that bitch.. we know I am smarter than you.. at least you have your delusion that you are somekind of bad ass though.. simply because I won't agree to go kick your ass.. LOL

And even if I did you would disappear with your 30 post user account and never be seen again.. LOL

But you OWNED me.. LMAO..

Keep telling yourself that bitch..

[quote="Max Fischer"]LOL... yeah.. with your 30 post account.. LOL

What a punk. I have owned some poeple in my day.. but this is my crowning achievement..[/quote]

crowning achievment is being challenged to talk shit to someone's face (when you have the oppurtunity) and then backing down? Congrats...you pussy

LOL... yeah.. with your 30 post account.. LOL

What a punk. I have owned some poeple in my day.. but this is my crowning achievement..

[quote="Max Fischer"]Post using your real account on here.. your account with more than 30 posts.. if you don't I know you are a bitch and your offer to meet up for me to kick your little wuss ass is just all BS.. like your username coxcommunications is bullshit..[/quote]

I swear to god i have no other account on here....
i was coxcommunications (with an s) and i wasn't able to get back into my account after like a six month hiatus...
I know you wont believe me, explain to me how this matters in all of this? What difference would it make? You fuckin pussy...im going to bed...ill have a sign up at all the shows, calling you out...

looks like you pussed out, im going to bed....
I hope everyone saw what a pussy i made of max tonight....

Post using your real account on here.. your account with more than 30 posts.. if you don't I know you are a bitch and your offer to meet up for me to kick your little wuss ass is just all BS.. like your username coxcommunications is bullshit..

[quote="Max Fischer"]So you think being 6'5 is too unrealistic? You must be a little tiny wuss.. LOL And you are praying I'm not really 6'5.. you are wetting yourself right now.. LOL[/quote]

Wow, now you're stealing my insults...
You're looking like the biggest pussy in the world right now

I've straight up challenged you and you're wailing and flailing for any excuse, or anyway to change the subject (talking about aliases and shit). Answer my fucking posts...

[quote="Max Fischer"]Post uisng your real username on this board bitch.. youa ren't fooling anyone.. we know you are a little bitch on here with a lot of posts and you are using an alias because you are a little punk bitch.. you make a threat knowing no one is going to do it and act like youa re a bad ass.. lol...

Post using your real user name and I will come beat your ass.. but you at least have to show you are man enough not to hide behind an alias like a pussy.

But we know that will never happen.. because if you were man enough you NEVER would have used an alias in the first place![/quote]

Again, you never answered my question.
Why not?
You won't answer, cause you don't have an answer. So you deflect the argument to my username (how is that relevant?). Max Fisher isn't your real name...Coxcommunicationz isn't mine....
What difference does it make? If I told you my name was Tom Slicker, how would you know? Again, I'm offering to meet face to face, no aliases, no fake names, no bullshit.
Why not?
Answer....
Why not?

So you think being 6'5 is too unrealistic? You must be a little tiny wuss.. LOL And you are praying I'm not really 6'5.. you are wetting yourself right now.. LOL

someone's getting schooled....
who cares if "coxcommunicationz" isn't my real name....
I'm offering to meet you face to face...
We're going to be in the same place, so WHY NOT?

I'll tell you why not, cause you ain't 6'5, and you're as big a pussy as I'll ever meet....

Post uisng your real username on this board bitch.. youa ren't fooling anyone.. we know you are a little bitch on here with a lot of posts and you are using an alias because you are a little punk bitch.. you make a threat knowing no one is going to do it and act like youa re a bad ass.. lol...

Post using your real user name and I will come beat your ass.. but you at least have to show you are man enough not to hide behind an alias like a pussy.

But we know that will never happen.. because if you were man enough you NEVER would have used an alias in the first place!

you're pussin out big time max....

[quote="Max Fischer"]LMFAO

Why don't you post using your real fucking name b!tch? All this tough talk and you are using an alias.. I answered your post point for point and YOU bitched out.. you claim you want to fight USING an alias.. then you wonder why I don't agree to your little pussy game.. LOL

YOU are MY bitch. hehehe[/quote]

you still didn't answer my question, why not? point for point, youd didn't answer my only question!!!! My real name? Youre trying to tell me that Max Fisher is your real name? I've seen Rushmore dumbass...
Who uses there real names on discussion boards? Hence, why I'm offering up to meet in real life...
So once again.... WHY NOT?
Quit pissin your pants...
You can see how you have no idea how to answer my challenge in any of your posts....
I'm claiming I want to fight, in person, not using an alias....
Give me your email address and ill send you my cell number, and we can set up a meeting place at the show...

[quote="Max Fischer"]I already won.. I answered the punks post point for point.. he didn't respond.. TOTAL OWNAGE.[/quote]

you single point was...your an alias
my answer was no i'm not

fuck i got owned yo..

I already won.. I answered the punks post point for point.. he didn't respond.. TOTAL OWNAGE.

[quote="Max Fischer"]LMFAO

Why don't you post using your real fucking name b!tch? All this tough talk and you are using an alias.. I answered your post point for point and YOU bitched out.. you claim you want to fight USING an alias.. then you wonder why I don't agree to your little pussy game.. LOL

YOU are MY bitch. hehehe[/quote]

dammit, srsly bro your a fucking lunatic, i'm a different person, if somone proves you WRONG, you go right away to your OMG OMG ALIAS cause you can't take the fact that your wrong and you probably have no friends in real life and like to think your tough shit on the INTERNET (LOL?) you know in the end your the little bitch on this board who everyone hates and laughs at because your a fucking retarted piece of shit...

stop posting man..your not winning...really..

LMFAO

Why don't you post using your real fucking name b!tch? All this tough talk and you are using an alias.. I answered your post point for point and YOU bitched out.. you claim you want to fight USING an alias.. then you wonder why I don't agree to your little pussy game.. LOL

YOU are MY bitch. hehehe

[quote="Max Fischer"]Thje funniest aprt is that coxxommunicationz is posting all this shit using an alias.. probably one of many.. LOL

Makes me laugh just thinking about it.. SHCOOOLED![/quote]

wait..am i coxxommunicationz's alias?
or am i thengineers?
im confused, fill meh in plz

[quote="Max Fischer"]Dude.. you must have such a massive inferiority complex.. to pull the "let's fight" bullshit.. hahaha My god.. I have owned some people in my time but this takes the cake..

You just won the award for MOST OWNED.[/quote]
Ok, we won't fight, lets just chat. Can you tell me why not? Cause you're pissin your pants, pussy. Otherwise, give me one good reason why not? You can talk shit on a keyboard, why not in person? I won't fight you, if you want a promise, I just want to see you talk shit to my face is all....
Again, why not?

(You fuckin never answer questions or points in any posts people make to you, and thats whats so frustrating.....)

Thje funniest aprt is that coxxommunicationz is posting all this shit using an alias.. probably one of many.. LOL

Makes me laugh just thinking about it.. SHCOOOLED!

[quote="Max Fischer"]LOL...

haha.. You are really boosting my confidence here.. your disbelief about my gifts reminds me how awesome I am.. I'm a legend..

I wear a size 13 shoe too.. and I am dead sexy...

I know it's hard to believe all this can be in one awesome package.. but its true..[/quote]

when exactly did we disbelief your gifts
i personally think your hawt shit brah

Dude.. you must have such a massive inferiority complex.. to pull the "let's fight" bullshit.. hahaha My god.. I have owned some people in my time but this takes the cake..

You just won the award for MOST OWNED.

[quote="Max Fischer"]LOL...

haha.. You are really boosting my confidence here.. your disbelief about my gifts reminds me how awesome I am.. I'm a legend..

I wear a size 13 shoe too.. and I am dead sexy...

I know it's hard to believe all this can be in one awesome package.. but its true..[/quote]

Now you're resorting to sarcasm....
proving my point that you probably pissed your pants when you realized that there's an actual possibility you could come face to face with someone you "know" and talk shit to on the internet. And that you're not 6'5 and that you're probably in a wheelchair...
And if you are what you say you are...let's get together at the fuckin concert. Again, why not?

[quote="Max Fischer"]hahahahaahh Cox accidentally posted using his alias.. LOL[/quote]

resorting to the same tactics as "team defect"....
and you're such a genius in the midst of all these dumbasses.... (I'm using sarcasm to those of you who don't seem to be aware of its existence)....

LOL...

haha.. You are really boosting my confidence here.. your disbelief about my gifts reminds me how awesome I am.. I'm a legend..

I wear a size 13 shoe too.. and I am dead sexy...

I know it's hard to believe all this can be in one awesome package.. but its true..

[quote="Max Fischer"]hahahahaahh Cox accidentally posted using his alias.. LOL[/quote]

nope im not him, i'm theroomisonfire, and your a julian groupie...LOLOLOLOL I IS MAX FICCSHERR ALIASSS ALOLOLOOLOL

hahahhahah....
that's the all time puss-out excuse for people who have never been in a fight...
well in that case, ill provide a written statement, signed by me and my lawyer, that I won't press charges...deal? Max, you're so full of shit about everything.....

I really, really, hope you're one of those kids that is in a wheelchair and lives their life fully through the internet....cause that's the only thing that makes sense. COME ON YOU 6'5 GENIUS YOU....LETS GO! no one will go to jail...i promise...ive been in dozens of fights, and never gone to jail....

hahahahaahh Cox accidentally posted using his alias.. LOL

god max your such an idiot
you didn't defeat anyone
your not even worth my time

and i think your a julian groupie

So I can kick your ass and go to jail? I think not.. you truly are not worth it...

I mean.. I am beating your ass her right now and I don't really enjoy it.. It's really sad. i am not a cruel person.. but when someone keeps asking for it.. and besides.. what am I going to do..beat every idiot Strokes fans ass on here? I wouldn't be able to get anything done..

well if you're 6'5 you don't have anything to worry about...
come on, let's get together for a face to face chat...
why not?

and beating your ass is going to prove just as much as saying things like "im schooling you, owning you, im a genius, im a prophet, im this, im that...what does all that prove? At least as much as me beating your ass, right? So it's not that much more of a douchebag thing to do, I don't think. But really, you're 6'5, you act tough, so why not?

LOL OWNED. I didn't use a dictionary you bitch.. You aint got it like I got it..

Oh.. and little Bitch.. I'm 6'5 and could bust your ass with three limbs tied behind my back.. WTF is beating your ass going to prove anyway?

The fact you even had to go there proves I have schooled your ass... so show some respect.. you Dbag..

:lol:

I have defeated this entire board.

Max, you genius you....
I'm incredibly jealous of what again???
Nothing you said in this made any sense...just cause you say you "school" people, or are proved right, doesn't make it so brother. When did you ever school anyone? What have you ever done that has been proved right? It didn't take a genius to see the strokes were in great shape (a four year lay off could have told anyone that). It didn't take a genius to see that classical music was in 11th dimension (Julian himself said there was classical influence in the interview that came out months before the album...just cause Knowing You didn't think so, doesn't make him stupid or even necessarily wrong). And just because I disagree with you, doesn't mean I have something against Julian, or that I love Albert (go read my previous posts). You don't have exclusive rights to Julian, and have I ever disagreed with you on anything relating to Julian/Albert? No. But because you say that Julian is the shit in the band or whatever, does that make you a prophet or a genius? No. But saying that you're "proven" to be right about things that can't be proven, is fuckin stupid, agreed? (you even said something to that effect in your last post). Anyway, I think you're incredibly stupid (in the literal sense of the word) and I would just like to settle this once and for all.
You going to any of julian's shows in LA? I'll be at all of em...
So why don't we just get together before, after or during one of the shows, just so I can see what a little piece of cocky shit you are, and then I'll proceed to beat the fuck out of you while my friends film it, and then I can post it on here for all to enjoy! Does that sound like a good plan? Seriously, let's see your bravado and ignorance in some place other than behind a keyboard.
Let me know if you're interested....
otherwise, I'm out, never to post on here again...
Way to drive the fans away (seriously, I like the strokes less now because of your dumbass...just cause i hate to think that I'm in the same demographic as you)...

P.S. Way to break out the dictionary on that last post you make yourself seem smarter....

Give me some of that corn eh?